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Harry Lockhart, LAPI. That's Private Investigator, in case you didn't know.

OK, so he's training to be one, and doesn't actually have his license yet. He didn't even fucking know you need a license to do that. But apparently the cops get really pissed off if you go out detecting without a license.

Anyway, this is Harry Lockhart. He came to LA after accidentally auditioning for a movie. His second night in the city, the producer sent him out with Gay Perry -- who, yes, really is gay -- to take detective lessons. Of course, because the story wouldn't be worth telling otherwise, there were some murders and then some shit straight out of a Johnny Gossamer novel that you just wouldn't believe. Hell, Harry hardly believes it, except he's got the fucking scars to prove it.

Sorry for all the swearing, by the way. Harry does that. We'd say it's because he's from New York, but actually, he's just some small-time thief from nowheresville, Indiana

Harry is from the film Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and exists here for role play purposes.